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ForevaXena's FanFic . . . What's Next
At The Triple XXX
General
Copyright/Disclaimer:
Xena: Warrior Princess, Gabrielle, Aphrodite, Alti and all other characters who
have appeared in the syndicated series Xena: Warrior Princess, together with the
names, titles and backstory are the sole copyright property of MCA/Universal and
Renaissance Pictures.
No copyright infringement was intended in the writing of this fan
fiction. Love/Sex
Warning/Disclaimer:
This story depicts a love/sexual relationship between two consenting adult
women. If
you’re not supposed to read this – don’t.
Otherwise, enjoy! Special Thanks and Dedication: To my beta-reader, Skylark and all my special friends in the Xenaverse. I wrote this story right after the 2001 Xena Convention in Pasadena, a little over a year ago. It’s lovingly dedicated to two extremely beautiful and talented women, Alexandra Tydings and Claire Stansfield for giving Xenites worldwide what we’ve always wanted. Throwing
back her wild hair, Claire glanced across the room and noticed the sensual
beauty reclining on the canopied bed with printed pages of fanfic scattered
about the satin sheets. She caught
her breath and whispered to herself. Alex looks astoundingly beautiful tonight! As
if she had heard something, Alex looked up.
“Did you say something?” Claire
quickly looked away and made an effort to regain her composure. “Who me?” “Sorry,
must be my imagination,” remarked Alex, shrugging her shoulders. Fixated
by the vision of loveliness, Claire stole another look. Gods, here we go again!
Certain
her uneasiness was showing, Claire quickly changed the subject. “What do think those fans would say if they knew we were
having this Triple XXX meeting in your bedroom?” Sipping a glass of Ambrosia
of the Gods wine, Alex answered innocently.
“That we were having a slumber party?” “Yeah,
right. We have been to enough cons
now to know where their minds are.” “They
do have a one-track mind, don’t they,” smirked Alex, remembering their last
performance. By
the way,” Claire continued, “that hot pink number you’re wearing looks
fantastic.” “I’m
so glad you like it. I stole it
from wardrobe at Renaissance Pictures. I
had to take some treasure with me when I left the show.” “You
stole it?” Claire feigned shock. “I’m
afraid so. What did you bring?” Claire
ripped off her coat. “Will this
do?” Alex’s
eyes lit up. “I remember that,
your ‘in bed with Caesar outfit’ from “When Fates Collide.
You look so sexy, Claire! That
should help us get into character…and then some.” Claire
jumped into bed with Alex, smiled at her seductively and taunted Alex with her
lips as if she were going to kiss her. Suddenly
she pulled away, poured a glass of wine and teased. “We better get to work.” “Say,
just cause you got to boss Claudia and I around directing “Taboo” doesn’t
mean you can still call the shots.” “From
what I recall, you two didn’t need much direction.
Even when I yelled ‘Cut’, you didn't - you just passionately kept
right at it. I heard the uncut,
uncensored version is sold out.” Alex
batted her heavenly eyelashes. “See
what a great director you are inspiring us like that?
Besides, if the true uncut, uncensored version were released, our fans
would see you hopping right into bed with us.” “It’s
what any woman would do. Well …
almost…” Claire smiled. “I
guess we’re just going to have to film a sequel.
Say…” added the blonde mischievously, “why don’t we call Claudia
right now.” “That
sounds tempting, but not tonight … this Triple XXX Review is giving me a
headache. We must decide what racy
bits of fanfic we’re going to read in Pasadena.
Let’s just get this over with.” Attempting
to mask her frustration, Alex shuffled the pages of fanfic and sighed.
“Okay, if that’s what you want to do.” Ever
so gently, Claire ran her hand through Alex’s golden halo of hair. “I think you know what I want.
Think you can be patient for once … it will help me get rid of my
headache.” “Well, like Callisto said,
'Patience is a virtue.’ Let’s
rock and roll with the Triple XXX … You know, I’ve been pouring over fan
fiction at MaryD’s and ForevaXena’s all day and by the gods, I think I need
a cold shower.” Excitedly, Alex fanned herself with some of the printed
pages. “Me
too!” Those bards are horny
little devils. I haven’t had so
much fun since my wild and wicked days.”
Claire lets out an evil Alti laugh. “That isn’t what you
said last night,” Alex replied with a lascivious grin. “Ah, yes…last night! You haven’t lost your potent charm either, Dite.” “I
told you not to call me that. We’ve
done such a clever job of fooling the fans so far, Claire.” “Don’t
worry, Dite - no one’s here but you and me and you know how much I like it
when you call out my name. Let me
hear it…” “After all your teasing?
I dunno…” “Please…my beautiful goddess of love?” Aphrodite
laughed. “If Xena could see you
now – the wicked shamaness, Alti, groveling at my feet.
You’re right though, if we don’t get to work, we’ll have some
disappointed fans. We really
brought the house down last year and we’ve gotta find something exceptional to
top that.” Claire
put her hands on her hips. “Aphrodite,
you’re the biggest tease not me!” “Moi?
You know you love every minute of it. Besides,
when we’re finished, I have a surprise for you.” “You
do? What is it?” Alti grew excited. “Well,
if I told you that…” Aphrodite giggled impishly and buried her head in the
pages of fanfic. Alti
grew increasingly agitated. “Just
be glad that I don’t have the power to kill gods or you’d be a goner.” Aphrodite
teased. “Oh, I’m so scared.” Alti
sulked and hung her head down. “Son
of a Bacchae! I must be loosing my
touch.” Aphrodite
picked up the mystic’s chin with her soft touch.
“Alti, you know I was only joking … you know I long for your touch.
Okay, let’ do it!” “Alright!”
Alti attempted to kiss Aphrodite but the goddess pulled away. “I
mean the fan fiction, sweetheart.” “And
they call me a bitch? Oh, all
right. So, what did you find?” “You
aren’t going to believe this, but this bard, Zeta, wrote a story about us.” “Zeta?
Say isn’t she the bard we called from that bar at Dragon Con with that
Xena look-a-like, Deborah? Praise
Hestia, a story about us!” The
goddess was infuriated. “Hey, how
dare you exalt another goddess, you bad bad shamaness!” “Sorry,
Mistress … I mean Goddess.” “Good
girl - besides, Hestia and I never got along - she was just too virginal for
me.” “Well,
even I’m Snow White compared to you,” proclaimed the seer. Aphrodite
gasped in shock. “How could you
say such a thing?” “Let’s
get this over with so I can have my surprise,” commanded Alti. “Whatever
Alti wants, Alti gets … eventually.” Alti
flashed the infamous stare. “If
you don’t behave, you’re the one that’s gonna get it and I mean now.” “Alti,
you know I hate it when you look at me like that, the only time I like seeing
you wicked is in the bedroom.” Alti
looked around. “And where are we
now?” “Don’t
you dare patronize me.” Fed up,
the goddess raised her hand in a bewitching motion and scattered sparkling dust
on Alti. Alti became ethereal. The celestial one was
pleased. “That’s better.” Aphrodite returned her gaze
to the pages of fanfic and suddenly a perplexed look appeared on her face. “There’s no way we can enact the entire story, it’s an
epic piece. Let’s just pick one
of the good parts…and there are so many.
She’s got us doing it everywhere – at the top of the Arcadian
Mountains, center stage at the Acropolis, some flea bag inn at Thebes, this
gloomy cave in India, on Olympus, and even in Gabrielle’s bedroom in Potadeia.” “Gabrielle’s
bedroom? Oh, I like that one.” “Strangely
enough, so do I, but I think I’ve found the perfect scenario … our first
time. Do you remember?” “How
could I ever forget?” Alti
grasped the goddess’ hand and tenderly kissed it. “Awww
… makes me feel like I’m really doing my job.” “And
a good one at that. You know
you’re good.” “Well,
Xena isn’t the only one who has many skills!
Enough of this, we have to finish this tonight.
Remember that Claudia is coming over in the morning and we’re going to
work on “Hourglass.” Alti
snapped sarcastically. “What a
match made on Olympus.” “Whoa
… I never would have pegged you for the jealous type.” I’m
not jealous but just remember, I’m meeting with Callisto tomorrow about that
movie, ‘Several Devils.’” Aphrodite
stated smugly. “Well, don’t
forget, I’m the goddess of love, I know
nothing is going to happen between you and Callisto.” “Well,
maybe not in this lifetime – Ayesha Blackthorne and Chris Michaels aren’t
the only ones who can time travel you know.” Aphrodite
yawned. “I’m so tired of
playing this mortal game. Let’s
drop it and get back to this damn fan fiction.
I’ll read the part of Aphrodite and you read the part of Alti.” Alti
was irritated. “No kidding! You know, sometimes you are such a space cadet, Dite.” Aphrodite
threw more magic dust on Alti. “Take
that!” Alti was mushy once again. “Oh, but I do love that about you.” “Much
better. Now, here’s a little
background on this story … looks like we met right after you were inside of
Xena.” The goddess batted her
eyelashes again. “You had
deceived Xena and Gabrielle and the Amazons and they thought you were dead.
Bloodlust in your eyes, you went to hunt them down and that’s when you
ran into me. You tried to be your
evil self but I slipped you a magic potion and you grew as gentle as a lamb.
It begins to rain and we seek shelter in a deserted Amazon hut, Queen
Gabrielle’s hut. Aphrodite
begins to read the fanfic: Alti
glanced in Aphrodite’s direction and saw her sitting on the canopied bed, her
tantalizing body wrapped only in a towel. Gods,
the goddess of love is astoundingly beautiful tonight, thought Alti. Sensing
it was no ordinary night, a wind of desire swept over her and erotic light
shined from her eyes. What a
temptation to pull the towel off and… Curiously
aroused, Alti inquired. “Does
this bard Zeta have a webcam or what? She
wasn’t far off was she?” “Mystical,
isn’t it? Say, do you think
Creation would let us put a bed on stage at the con?” Alti’s
menacing stare surfaced again. “I
don’t think they will fucking refuse
me. Do you?” Aphrodite
agreed totally. “No way!” The
shamaness picked up the story now: Aphrodite
glanced up, but Alti resisted being seduced by her captivating eyes.
Suddenly, Alti felt a mysterious magnetic energy caress her and then pull
her across the room, commanding her to sit next to the enticing goddess of love
on the bed. Aphrodite lay back on
the bed and began to speak, her voice trembling a bit.
APHRODITE:
I
don’t know how to tell you this, but I find myself extremely attracted to you. ALTI:
I
never thought I could derive any pleasure from another woman, but I’m
fantasizing what your heavenly lips would feel like upon mine … what your
tantalizing body would feel like pressed against mine.
I want you, Aphrodite! APHRODITE: After Gabrielle, I never thought I’d desire another woman.
You are such a surprise! I
long to feel your arms around me and your lips pressed upon mine.
Are you ready for that? ALTI:
Yes,
Aphrodite, I’m ready. Their erotic eyes meet. “That’s just what I
wanted to hear. Now, it’s time
for your surprise. Come here, Alti
– my body is on fire.” Furiously, they tossed the
fan fiction. Her flesh throbbing, Alti
moaned. “Goddess of Love, you
make my mouth water.” “Take me, I’m yours!” The shamaness captured the
heavenly creature in her commanding arms, kissed her passionately on the lips
and tasted the sweetness of her tongue. Slowly
and provocatively, they made love through the misty and magical moonlit night. Candlemarks
later, Alti buried her head in the goddess’ voluptuous chest and rested. The
goddess was insatiable though. “Say,
Alti – I just had a thought. Why
don’t we call Claudia after all?” Alti
laughed. “Dite, you are so
predictable. While we’re at it,
why don’t we give Callisto a call as well.” “I
have an even better idea.” Aphrodite
picked up the phone and dialed. A
voice on the other end answers, “Hello?” With
her potent aura of appeal, the goddess whispered seductively in the phone. “Hi,
it’s Aphrodite and Alti. Gabrielle,
what are you and Xena up to tonight?” (The stage goes dark at the Pasadena Convention Center and the house roars!) (I don’t know about Xena and Gabrielle, but I’ll be right over…Zeta, Warrior of the Spirit)
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