I have always wanted to be the best

To stand, head and shoulders, above the rest

And now, at least, I've finally made it

I'd give anything if I could trade it

But that's not the way it's going to be

To world's most broken heart belongs to me

There's no competition, no one comes close

My nearest challenger is quite remote

My heart is shattered into countless shards

My hopes and my dreams are now discards

There's no hope of mending this heart of mine

It won't improve with the passing of time

It's been decimated by an expert

Doomed to a life of continual hurt

Yes, I am the champion of the world

Oh yes indeed, I'm a lucky girl