I've listened to you

Drone on and on

My attention's lost

My patience gone

You must really like

To hear your voice

Guess what, I do not

But I've no choice

This meeting's lasted

For far too long

But you're up there, and

Still going strong

My mind has wandered

Just everywhere

If you can name it

I have been there

I've made a long list

Of things to do

Planned my calendar

The whole month through

I've written my mom

Read my e-mail

Was sorely tempted

To do my nails

And, now, at this point

I'm thinking of

Committing murder

Just one good shove

And you'd be over

That balcony

And insanity

Would be my plea