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Short Screen Play

by Lady Xysia

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Copyright 1999 Lady Xysia.

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OK so no one posts at 4:30 in the morning but hey! I'm awake and talking about weapons with Solrina. So being very hyper at the moment I will post. GASP!

Well I'll try a hand at saving myself from XWS:

What do Xena and Gabby do While they are Dead?

*Setting: a Peacenik I'm in a fluffy happy place.*

Gabby: Xena what do you want to do today?

Xena: I don't know, these wings are bugging me, I don't have my armor, my chakram is broke. That means I have to go back to India to get a new one. *fumes*

Gab: You never told me you went to India before.

Xena: Well I didn't want to tell you.

Gab: Why not?

Xena: It has more to do with my past.

Gab: Xena...

Xena: Don't you Xena me! About Ten Winters ago..

*A soft breeze swirls the leaves around...*

Gab: No! Xena stop I don't want to know your right!
There is no way you could have done all those things in ten-years.

Xena: *grumbles* I have many skills.

Gab: You over use that line!

Xena: You never seem to mind.

Gab: I didn't want to hurt your feelings.

Xena: Hurt my feelings?! You think a little thing like that would hurt my feelings? Like it did hurt when Hope ((authors note YEAH!)) killed my child! Or when you betrayed me and I almost died for real, oh and lets not forget about you little I'm a peacenik with body paint who's going to chance the world without her staff and BGSB.

Gab: *sniffs trying not to cry* Xena... I thought You didn't mind the way I use to be on, and I thought you liked my India gear.

Xena: Well I didn't and I don't!

*Both of them glare at each other as music start to play*

Xena: Forget it I'm not going to sing!

Cute fluffy bunny: please!

Xena: NO!

Cute fluffy bunny: *wiggles its nose*

Xena: *looking smug* Well...ok.

There once was a bard who could fight,
Yet then her hair color set in and she joined the light!
gone is the Amazon pose and staff in its place is a bunch of riff-raff!

*Music stops*

Xena: Hey I wasn't done yet!

Gab: That's the best you could do rhyme staff with riff-raff?

Xena: Its the authors fault!

*both look at Hope*

Hope: Umm heehee I had Solrina think of it!

Gab: Oh ok

Xena: Who?

Hope: Never mind...

Gab: Hope what are you doing here? Your dead for good aren't you?

Hope: Yes, mother I'm dead for now...and I'm just here at the moment to piss you both off and bug you.

Xena: figures

Hope: *sticks her tongue out at Xena*

Gab: Hope I love you.

Hope: I hate you, you but me in a basket with a sheep! And then tired to kill me more then once!

Gab: But but Xena made me!

Xena: I did not! Well not really.

Hope: *eyes narrow and fluffy bunnies and turtles come flying hitting both Xena and Gab*

Voice from above: Hey!

All three of them: What?!

Voice: I'll have none of that here! Do you know how much it costs to keep the lawn clipped and clean! Just look at you two..

Xena: Two? There's three of us!

Voice: There is? Who? Hope you don't belong here!

Hope: *grumbles* Fine! But when my father co..

Voice: Oh shut up! Your father is as dead as you now go back to were ever it is that you belong.

Hope: *kicks the flowers and crushes them* Fine. *stalks off*

Voice: Now then as for you two I can't have you fighting and singing mean songs! So get out!

Xena: Get out?

Voice: Yes get out! I'm sick of you both, Your going back to earth! I'd rather you both go to HIM but you both haven't done anything bad enough for HIM yet.

Gab: Ok thanks!

Voice: Whatever now Get!

*A bright white light surrounds them*

*Xena and Gab come too both still on the crosses*

Xena: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.....!

Gab: Xena shut up! Hey is that Amarice? Hey Amarice get your happy killing Amazon butt over here and bring Eli! I don't like these holes in my hands, there messing up my mendhi.

Xena: Yeah and I need my back fixed!

*Pull back to see the crosses on the snow covered hill top as we hear:*

Gab: can you bring some cherries!!

End.

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