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ForevaXena's FanFic . . . Prototype Of An
Episode
DISCLAIMER: Universal and Renaissance Pictures owns Xena and
Gabrielle, unfortunately, I do not. This is a mature story of a love that is
shared by two consenting women. If this bothers you in any way, STAY AWAY!! If
it doesn’t, please come inside my slightly disturbed mind (^o^). It's a fun
place to play, so come on in and stay a while. Love/Sex: Well, there might be some light innuendo, but nothing
graphic. Legal Disclaimer: If you aren't of legal age to read this piece of
fiction, please leave and come back later. Thank you... And we now return you to
your regularly scheduled program. Part One As usual,
Xena and Gabrielle, her young and beautiful sidekick, travel along the paths and
roads on the ancient, mythological and beautiful Greece, searching for
adventurous situations and innocents to save or defend. “Xena, how far are we from…” <Interrupts> “You tired?” “Yes! Aren’t you? Huh… Forget it. You never get
tired… We’ve been walking non-stop for three days now! Of course I’m
tired.” “Well, it’s not much now.” “Huh… Not meaning to sound worried, but you said
that an hour ago…” “I did?” “Yes…” “Oh…” “Ok, Xena… How far is it?” “Relax Gabrielle. We’re almost there.” “Xena, if there’s something I’ve learned with you
is that ‘almost there’ is always way too long…” “Well, you see… We kind of should have gone East
like half a day ago and turned right on that ridge we passed three candle marks
ago…” “Wait! … Wait a minute! Are you saying what I think
you’re saying?” “Depends…<shrugs> “Xena…” “Ok… I may not have a solid amount of certainty of
where we are…” “WHAT?! You mean you don’t know where we are?
WE’RE LOST?!” “NO! I mean… Technically, <pause> yes.” “Sweet Mother of…Grrr!!” Part Two After a LONG journey, the two adventurers need to rest.
And for that, nothing better than a soothing and relaxing bath, in order to
purify both mind and body. “See Gabrielle… Told you we weren’t far…” <Glares and pokes her> “I swear that if you do
something like that once more, I’ll…” “You’ll what? Beat the hell outta me with your
wiggly witlle staff?” <Laughs> “Do not underestimate me, Xena…”
<mischievously grins> <Faking surprise> “Oh… can’t wait…
C’mon, in the meanwhile make yourself useful and gimme a nice backwash, will
ya?” “Fine…” <starts at shoulders> “No no, a lil’ bit lower… A bit more… There!” “Here?” < Devilishly grins> “Oh yeah…<satisfaction all over her face> Ya
know, you have a natural knack for that, did you know?” “Well, you’re not the only one here with many
skills…” <Xena turns around> “Really?”
<Challenging> “Really.” < Defiant> “Why, you little…” <Splashes heard off cam as
well as giggling> Part Three After the earned rest of the warriors, the two friends
decide to enjoy the country life as well as Nature’s pleasures; therefore,
they start some outdoor activities that bring joy and happiness. “Wow! Never thought that fishing was THIS fun!” <Smirks> “Gabrielle, there are many things that
you don’t think to be much fun and actually are…” “Excuse me?! Such as?” “Huh… Well…” “Yes?” “Fishing?” “You’re not helping your cause…” <Grins> <Xena puts some lost puppy eyes> “Does this
helps?” “A little… Listen, all I’m saying is that I
happen to be a very open-minded person.” “Really? How far?” “As far as I can think of. Hey I’m here with you,
Xena Warrior Princess, the once dark and evil warlord! Want a bigger proof?” <Suddenly Xena’s struck with an idea and sticks
her rod on the soil, looking seriously at Gabrielle> “Yep. Come with me.”
<Grabs Gabrielle by one arm> “What?” “Just come!” “But now? The fish are biting!” “No, they’re not and yes, now!” <She sticks
Gabrielle’s rod in the soil too> “For what?” <Xena grins mischievously> “To test that
open-mindness of yours…” <She drags Gabrielle along> “But Xen… My fishing rod…” “Oh yeah, by the way… <Xena stops facing
Gabrielle really close> you’re lousy at holding a fishing rod…” “Oh…<Gabrielle gets the hint> Oh! Well, in
that case let’s hope I’ll pass that test of yours…” “Right back atcha!” <Giggles, off cam> Part Four After enjoying Mother Nature, come the physical
activities that completely satisfy Xena’s sporting nature (cough, cough…).
Gabrielle starts daydreaming how a warm, nice and soft bed would feel right
about now. Plus, some rest is always welcome after… fishing. “Know something Gabrielle? It wouldn’t hurt you if
you row too! Makes now a quarter candle mark now that we don’t move from the
same spot…” “Me tired, can’t row, sleep bed…” <Smirks then serious> “Well, I don’t wanna be
here for lil’ fish bedtime stories. So you better move and row and don’t
stop till we get to shore! Got that, Blondie?” <Gabrielle glares> Part Five Once the effort is over and some lost bullets are
regained, the two friends argue with each other and soon start throwing dirty
rags at each other, faster than speeding bullets. Xena gets outta control and
whacks out Gabrielle’s beautiful face with a mean right hook. “Oh Gabrielle… I’m sorry! I… I didn’t mean to
do that.” <Gabrielle still holding her jaw> “ You know that I do not like to get to these
extremes, but then are times I can’t avoid it” “Well, next time before you actually do it, send
word. Might help…” “Aww, I’m sorry, ‘kay? It wasn’t on purpose.”
<Smiles at her> “Kay.” <They embrace> Part Six For reconciliation, Xena proposes some skinny dipping
in the pond they were fishing. Gabrielle quickly forgets her sore jaw – that
however still hurts a bit – thanks to the perspective of being with her
long-last life partner in the middle of the aquatic environment, nest of such
good memories. “Listen Gabrielle, I really want to apologize myself
for what happened a while a go… You know I’d never hurt you.” “It’s okay, I’ll live.” <While backwashing
Xena> “Good. Huh Gab, can I ask you something?” “Sure, anything.” “Why do you always backwash me with only one hand?
What are you doing with the other?” <Gabrielle looks like a deer caught in the
headlights> Part Seven During their ablutions, a wicked villain (what a
redundancy!) takes possession of Xena’s weapon: the Chakram! And the horrible
character starts developing evil plans… “AH AH AH! At last! Now I can finally rule over…
something… With this I’ll shall make my evil plans true… wherever they
are… So much to do and so little time… Personal memo: buy a sun watch.” Part Eight In the meanwhile, the infamous bandit decides for no
reason whatsoever to look into the Chakram’s hole. And before his eyes a
fascinating spectacle takes place: Xena, dances for him, only in her
undergarments with movements as sensuous and tantalizing as deadly dangerous to
bewitch him. The vile and despicable character is in fact being held
hostage of the Chakram power, unknown until now. This last creates an illusion
(if you’re stupid enough to look through it…) Xena takes advantage of this
moment and attacks the aggressor. “Ah ah! You’ve fallen in my magic Chakram deadly
trap! Now, I’m gonna make some calamari a La Greek outta you!” Part Nine (conclusion) Once the battle is over, after such violence, Xena gets
out pretty satisfied and returns to the water, to her companion. This last, more
quiet and perhaps –who knows?- in love, is relieved that her warrior princess
is safe and sound. However Xena seems worried… “Gabrielle, I’m not sure that I’m through with
that guy. He might show up on the next episodes. Hmmm… nah he wouldn’t dare.
” “Huh?” “Are you listening?” “Uh, yeah! Wouldn’t dare.” “Good.” “Xena?” “Hmm?” “I think the water is getting chilly.” “Oh, ok. Let’s get dried and have something to
eat.” <They start getting out of the water.> “Xena? Can I ask you something?” “Sure, shoot.” “Uh… I was wondering… Can you do that dance thing
again?” THE END
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