ForevaXena's FanFic . . .

Fat Bottom Girls

by Anonymous Bard

DISCLAIMERS! PLEASE READ!!!!!!!!!!!! Xena and Gabrielle aren’t mine... Tessie and Bertha are. Honestly, I have nothing against large people. This story was written as a dare for my friends Jess, James, Jim, and Beck. If you’re offended by something about very large lesbians then PLEASE don’t read this. Seriously folks, the bard had a moment of insanity. Please don’t send me hate mail, but if you have compliments, then do send...dreamersball@hotmail.com  Please remember it’s all in good fun and not meant to offend or discriminate, or be mean or anything like that...

Prologue:

"Tell me a story, Gabrielle?" Xena asked as they sat by the dinner table.

"What kind?" Gabrielle asked as she sipped her coffee. She looked across and waited for a response.

"One of those Uber ones that you insist on writing about us..." Xena replied with a grin.

"Alright...I think I can manage that..." Gabrielle said. She began her story...

The Story...

It was a normal day in the life of Tessie. She was attending her daily Jenny Craig meeting, when she saw the most beautiful woman she had ever seen in her life. This woman had to be about 5’8" with awesome blue eyes and dark brown hair. Tessie estimated that she weighed close to 350 pounds. She was absolutely gorgeous.

Bertha’s eyes met Tessie’s  and she was instantly taken. The little blonde was around 5’4" with the most amazing green eyes. Bertha smiled realizing that she only weighted 235 tops. She moved slowly, but for her quickly, over to the new object of her lust. By the time she reached Tessie, she was out of breath and speechless. She smiled and said, "Hi...my...name...<wheeze>...is Bertha."

Tessie smiled at her and replied, "I’m Tessie. Would you like to go out to dinner with me?"

Bertha grinned and nodded, "Yes that...would be lovely."

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Bertha and Tessie sat down at their small table at Burger King. Actually, it was a large table, it was just small to them. Usually it could fit six comfortably, in this case it was fitting two uncomfortably. Tessie sank her teeth into her fifth double whopper as Bertha finished her sixth. Bertha started on her fourth milkshake and said, "That muumuu looks very good on you."

Tessie smiled, "And those purple stretch pants make your ass look really hot. Your trailer or mine?"

Bertha smiled and said, "Mine...it’s designed special. Are you finished?" she asked.

"Yes...very." Tessie replied. She stood up with great effort as Bertha did the same. Tessie took Bertha’s hand in her own as they made their way to their cars.

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Upon entering Bertha’s trailer Tessie pushed her against the door and kissed her passionately.  They energy it consumed made them both breathless. They decided to just go at it where they were instead of getting to the bedroom. And they did. There were no worries of being body shy, and they didn’t worry about getting their head or hands stuck anywhere. They were both glad they were "breast women," because there was enough to go around...twice...Neither of them knew exactly what they were doing, but they muddled through together and were both please with the end result. It was pure pleasure for both parties.

When they finally finished they did get to the bedroom. Bertha lay  on her back, Tessie resting on her shoulder. They were taking turns feeding each other "Fun Sized Snickers." Bertha said, "I love you, Tessie."

"I love you to Bertha..." Tessie said as she placed a kiss on Bertha’s cheek.

....And they lived happily ever after...

Epilogue...

Gabrielle smiled at the look of confusion on Xena’s face. "Well what did you think?"

"I don’t know...I think I’d love you even if you were 235 pounds. I just don’t think it will ever happen, because, well, we’ve looked the same for the past zillion centuries. We never gain or lose a pound, and we don’t shrink and we don’t grow. And every time you get your hair back to the natural, long strawberry blonde I love so much, you’re driven to bleach it blonde and then eventually cut it all off again!" Xena finished her tirade.

Gabrielle laughed at her, "And you never change your hair! I’ve looked at the same hairdo for the past zillion centuries and I never ever complained!"

"What do you wanna do now?" Xena asked.

Gabrielle stood up and took Xena’s hand. She lead her toward their bedroom, "I know what I wanna do..."

"Me too..." Xena laughed as she allowed herself to be pulled into oblivion.

The End!

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